'Tis Junior Year

Lessons I have learned thus far in junior year:

• There's something less fun than arriving late to a final. It's having 65 pages you've written of a novel thus far die in a flash drive accident.
• Any food you can cook in a microwave is automatically awesome.
• "Academic Integrity" in a literary criticism class is approximately as chimeric as "Military Intelligence."
• Chocolate.
• Education professors are always the best.
• Smallpox seriously sucked. And it isn't yet extinct.

Moving on with life.